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The Lady Loves Cigars
India Allen, the 1988 Playboy Playmate of
the Year, Is Looking for a Breakthrough Movie on Her Terms
by Mervyn Rothstein
The hair is alluringly dark, the face
stunningly beautiful, the body long and lithely sensual, the legs a
seemingly endless expanse of ivory, the eyes a bewitchingly
intelligent brown.
India Allen--1988 Playboy Playmate of the Year; sex-symbol
actress and producer of erotic movies; daughter of an Anglican
minister; dedicated churchgoer and faithful volunteer;
five-foot-eleven-inch, 134-pound, 37-25-35 beauty--exudes the essence
of modern femininity: sexuality and seductiveness wrapped around a
core of independence and individuality. For India, business is
definitely business, but men are also most certainly men. Her words,
her smile, her laugh, the amorous twinkle in those eyes leave no doubt
that what she enjoys, above all, is the excitement of being a woman.
So what's that cigar doing in her mouth?
"I love cigars," says the 29-year-old resident of Pacific Grove,
California. "I've been smoking them for eight years. I love them for
the same reason I love being an Episcopalian: the tradition and the
ritual. I love the company it puts me in. And I also love the smell of
a cigar, the smell of fine tobacco, because I grew up around it. And
the smell of rich leather, like in a man's library. That's my most
treasured memory of growing up: the smell of leather, horses and
tobacco."
Indie ("All my friends call me Indie; you can call me Indie") grew
up in the South--Virginia, Georgia, South Carolina--but her accent and
manner, her relaxed confidence and easygoing extroversion, are pure
California. She moved with her family (her father is of English
extraction, her mother Irish and Native American) to the Monterey
Peninsula, on the cutting edge of the Pacific, when she was 12. She
left for college, career, marriage and divorce but recently returned
with her five-year old daughter to live in an aqua-and-white Victorian
house in that part of the world whose inhabitants have ranged from
John Steinbeck to Clint Eastwood. Her parents and family friends live
nearby. Her dad heads a congregation; her godfather is chief of police
down the road in Carmel-by-the-Sea.
She is sitting at a table in Pasta Mia, a restaurant on Lighthouse
Avenue in Pacific Grove that the peninsula's residents say serves the
best pasta in the region. She will finish every last bite of the
magnificent agnolotti con pollo (half-moon pasta stuffed with
pesto in lemon-zest cream sauce with chicken and sun-dried tomatoes)
that has been placed before her, but she will do so very slowly. For a
new acquaintance, it becomes clear almost immediately that more than
just about anything--there is perhaps one exception--Indie loves to
talk. She is a born storyteller, never at a loss for words, many of
them passionate. She will talk about Playboy, and modeling, and
posing in the nude, and men--their pluses and minuses--and sex, and
feminism, and movies, and religion and her conservative politics. And
for the moment, about cigars.
Indeed, if India Allen were herself a cigar, she would be the top of
the line: a Cuban double corona, elongated and slender, luscious and
strong, with an intense flavor of spice. Indie is not your
run-of-the-mill sex goddess: she most definitely undresses to a
different drummer.
"All the men in my life, all the ones I admire or desire, all the ones
I respect, smoke cigars," she says after washing down a saucy
agnolotto with a sip of iced tea. "I'm sure that's how I got
into it. Actually, when I was about 20 I started by smoking a pipe. My
mom smokes a pipe. As a child, I would sit at my mother's feet while
she smoked, and she would rub my head. It was one of my favorite
things. My dad and my godfather would be sitting out on the porch
smoking their cigars, and I always wanted to go out there, hear what
they were talking about, be out there in the middle of it all. So now,
my dad and my godfather and I get together about once a week and we
light up our cigars."
Indie's first cigars were Ashton Coronas. These days, she says, "My
taste has gotten a little more sophisticated, but the Ashtons are
still very reliable. I like the Davidoff No. 3 a lot and also the
No. 1s, the big ones. Occasionally I go for the Macanudo Maduros. But
my favorite cigar is the Cohiba Robusto. I like the size, the draw,
the flavor--everything!" Indie also enjoys dipping her cigars in
Port. "It's a very British thing to do," she says. "I picked it up
from my dad."
Everything about the cigar culture appeals to her, she says: "Cigars
create such camaraderie. And they help so much in business. I have
made so many friends over cigars. I remember once I went to Miami to
try to sell a video I was starring in. It was an erotic thriller
called Wild Cactus. Two Blockbuster Video executives and I had
dinner. We smoked cigars together. It was very relaxing. We smoked the
stogies and just talked about family and life. And they said, 'Wow,
you're so normal. We were not expecting this at all.' So they ended up
buying the video. And it did very well. It was just one of those
things where over the table we developed an instant camaraderie."
Indie's smoking companions have included the rich and famous, among
them Gene Pressman, the head of Barneys New York, and Jack Nicholson,
long known as a stogie-passionate performer. "I don't think I have
ever met a cigar smoker who was unsuccessful," she says.
"A producer came up from L.A. just a couple of weeks ago and brought
Gene Pressman with him," Indie recalls. "He was over at Spanish Bay,
so we went into their smoking room, lit up and told cigar stories. One
person I used to mooch stogies off a lot at dinner parties was Jack
Nicholson; he had the really good Cohibas, especially the
Robustos. One evening, we ended up walking out of a restaurant
arm-in-arm smoking cigars. I leaned over and took a puff of his cigar
and all the paparazzi waiting outside were snapping away. One time, on
a trip to Italy with an Italian art-dealer friend, a photographer who
knew him saw me smoking and said he had to shoot pictures of me with
the cigars. I showed up at his loft and we started shooting. The
cigars might have been Avos. I'm not positive. Or maybe Hoyos. Though
it was a No. 1. It was a long one. And before you know it, I was
naked. They're fantastic pictures."
Among the cigar smokers she has admired but never met, she says, is
Arnold Schwarzenegger. "Arnold is to die for, as far as I'm
concerned," she says. "He's brilliant; he's an incredible businessman,
and he smokes cigars. You just can't go wrong."
In fact, she says, for her to be interested in a man, he has to smoke
cigars. "I don't have to make exceptions," she says. "I guess I just
have an eye for it. The type I like smokes cigars. And surprisingly, a
lot of them are very fit. I require that anybody I date be very
fit. And he has to be accepting of my smoking cigars and of my being
in the company of men and smoking cigars. He has to be very
self-confident, and that's difficult to find. And I also have to have
somebody who's smarter than me. That's tough. A lot of the Marine
officers based here smoke cigars. In fact, I'm dating one right now
who's brilliant and built like Arnold."
Despite her devotion to men, Indie is critical of male performance
standards when events move from the smoking room to the bedroom. "I
love men," she says. "I love them to pieces. I can't live without
them, and I just think they're the most beautiful things in the
world. But, unfortunately, I just don't think they know what they're
doing in the boudoir.
"I think women are in charge of the bedroom," she says. "In my
relationships, I control the bedroom. There's no question: I set the
tone. And even if the man's in charge, I have maneuvered it so that he
is in charge."
It is simply, she says, that women are much sexier and are more
sensual thinkers than men are. "There are things that men are
naturally very good at, and things that women are naturally good at,"
she says. "It all comes from the fact that women give birth, that we
are nurturing. Nurturing is just a different side of sensuality. It's
the same reason that if I have a man over for dinner and I see his
glass go partway down, I'm going to get up and fill it. And no
feminist in the world is going to be able to stop that. I can't help
it. Women are just sensual: we're softer, we're rounder, we're
smoother, we have a lighter touch."
And as if to prove her point, she reaches for the two empty dinner
dishes that had held the agnolotti, takes them in her gentle
hands and carefully places them on an adjacent empty table. "It's just
the way I am," she says.
What she is, though, is not at all what she expected to be when she
was growing up. The name India, she says, is her actual given name: it
is popular in England and in the South, and her parents "just liked
it." Her high-school days, she says, were "totally normal." Her first
boyfriend was a football star who won an athletic scholarship to
Stanford University but was injured in a game. He now owns a local
used-car dealership.
She went off to college at the University of Texas at Arlington but in
the middle of her freshman year decided to transfer to Louisiana State
University "because I wanted to be a veterinarian. I've always loved
animals." One day, however, while she was working part-time for a
rental agent at an apartment complex, a different kind of agent showed
up looking for a place where four of her models, all from Norway,
might bed down while they were in town.
"The agent saw me behind the counter, took one look at me and said,
'Wow, you're built,' " Indie recalls. "She said the Italians would
love me. It was the '80s, and back then there were no really tall
models who were built like me. It was before boob jobs really
started. People weren't getting them yet, and I was real. She gave me
her card and asked me if I wanted to test. I never thought I would be
any good, because I thought I was really rather plain looking in real
life. I had a great body. People would always comment on my
figure. But they never said I was a real beauty. But I went and did
the test pictures, and I didn't recognize myself. I said, 'Oh my God,
I'm gorgeous.' It was amazing. And the next thing you know, I was on a
plane for Italy. I was just gone. I left school. I called my parents
and told them what I was going to do, and they said, 'You can't leave
school, you need the education.' And I said, 'Nah, I'm going to
Europe.' So I did. I guess they raised a very confident individual. It
didn't even cross my mind that I could not do this, that at age 19 I
couldn't just take off and go to Europe on my own. I did it, and it
was a lot of fun. I had a blast."
Indie modeled for three years, specializing in swimsuits. "I was the
swimsuit queen," she says. "I made a good living, but I never really
made it into the big time, so I was considering retiring, getting
married, having babies and getting fat. I was 22. I don't know what I
was thinking. I was just tired of traveling. And that's when
Playboy came along."
She was booked to be part of a skit on "Saturday Night Live," a spoof
of Beverly Hills Cop II in which she was going to play, of all
things, a playmate. While she was on the set, a former Playmate of the
Year, Monique St. Pierre, who was working for Playboy, came by
to watch. "She saw me," Indie recalls, "and she came over and said, 'I
think you should go see the editor.' I said I didn't know if I could
do that. And she said she thought I should and that she would take me
down there in the morning. And I went down the next morning, and I was
shooting within an hour. Before long, they had me doing two layouts:
one for Playmate of the Month and the other for Playmate of the
Year. That seems to be the way things happen in my life. I can slave
away and work for something really hard, and it won't happen, and then
I'll turn around and bam!, something big will happen in a completely
different direction. You can't control fate; it works in very funny
ways."
Her reign as Playmate of the Year led to a career in B movies, erotic
thrillers in which she specialized in taking off her clothes. Some of
the movies she is proud of, others she is not. About a year ago,
though, she got fed up with what she was doing and moved back home to
start her own film company, Car Crash Pictures.
She had been very much a part of the fabled Hollywood nightlife, the
glitz and glitter, the parties and restaurants, the stars and
starlets, the blond of the year and the hunk of the hour. "I was in
the same little community down there forever," she says. "Everybody's
the same. I realized I could wake up 10 years from now and be walking
into Spago on a Wednesday night, and there they'd all be. And I said,
'Oh God, no.' "
Enough of pretending to be a bimbo, she thought; it was time to be
herself. "My real hair color is strawberry blond," she says. "I
started to dye it black because I needed to have my I.Q. go up a
couple of levels. And it did. I'm ready for that now. I'm at the age
where instead of using my giggle routine and getting everything I
want, it's time for something different."
The something different is to be her own businesswoman, to control her
own destiny. She has coproduced one film, Almost Hollywood, a
sexy parody of the movie business in which she also starred, and is
looking for a major investor to bankroll others. She wants to stay an
independent producer, making small films, but small films "that make
money."
"Being a single parent, I can't just go out there and be a big mogul,"
she says. "Successful, yes. I can be that. But a mogul? No. I'm not
sure I want to be a mogul anyway."
Indie has five scripts in development, one of which is finished. It's
called The Raven, and she describes it as a "sexy, supernatural
thriller."
"That's the next one I'm going to do," she says. She and her business
partner, Khara Bromiley, raised half the money for it from the Promark
film distribution company and are hoping to get the other half in time
to start production in June.
A second script is a Western called Sweet Texas, a gritty,
bad-girls kind of movie about two women from different walks of
life. And then there's Iron John, a drama about a military
officer who is accused of murdering his own father.
"I'd like to be the Clint Eastwood of independent films," she says.
She has nothing against nudity and sex in her movies, but she wants it
to be nudity and sex that is not cheap and tawdry, "that has a little
integrity and a little honor."
"People like to see me sexy," she says. "I don't have a problem with
that. I just want the movie to have a real story and to show a real,
loving relationship between two people. What makes it hot is the
relationship."
Posing in the nude has never troubled her. "I thought everything I
ever did for Playboy was really beautiful. And they have always
treated me like a queen. I get invited back to the mansion every
year. My Playmate of the Year video, in fact, sold more than 150,000
copies when it was first released. It was the company's best-selling
video ever, and it still is. And every time it's re-released, it goes
gold."
In no way, though, does working without clothing turn her on; there
are all those lights, she says, and "there are too many people
around."
Her parents have never expressed objections about what she does. "They
are fairly open-minded," she says. "They have never judged me. They
don't believe in judging. Besides, according to the Bible, anything
can be forgiven. They believe that the day of judgment comes the day
you die, and you are judged on how you've lived your life. So they
offer me lots of love, and they always say to me that there's nothing
you can't be forgiven for, that they hope that whatever I do, if I
don't like the outcome of it, if I don't believe it's right, then I'll
change it."
Indie also dismisses summarily the critics of Playboy and of
visual depictions of sex and female nudity as degrading to women. "I
know they don't like me, and I really don't care," she says. "I don't
think there's anything degrading about nudity or sex, as long as it's
presented in the right way. Feminists have made men very angry about
women, and I don't think that helps things in any way. A lot of men
are really bitter about women being in their faces all the time. I'm
not saying inequality is the way to go either. We should get equal
pay, and we should have the right to be what we want to be. But I
don't think getting right in somebody's face and landing it down their
throat is the way to do it."
Feminism, she says, has also emasculated too many men. "I think
feminists just screwed it all up," she says. "Men are trying to be
overly sensitive and overly caring. There's nothing wrong with
sensitivity and caring. It's necessary in a relationship. But it
bothers me if I don't feel that it's natural. And women like me say,
'Wait a minute, where's your balls?' I don't want to date somebody who
doesn't have balls."
Men, she says, feel they can't win. "A lot of them got very angry,"
she says, "and a lot of women are paying the price. There are so many
single women out there, it's ridiculous. Because men are saying,
'Fine. Stay by yourself. We don't care.' "
Indie, in fact, considers herself conservative, politically and
socially. "I am incredibly conservative," she says. "I dress
conservatively. I live conservatively. I have a very strong belief in
God. I watch Rush Limbaugh on television. I'm a die-hard
Republican. It never occurred to me that I couldn't pose nude and
still be a Republican. Just because you're a Republican doesn't mean
you have a closed mind. I believe in conservative values, traditional
family values. I believe in doing my best to do the right thing, to
live the right way and do the best for my daughter."
She is an active member of her father's church: she attends Sunday
services regularly, works with the parishioners and, at the same time
as she is trying to gather money for her film company, raises funds
for the church. "I'm at the church all the time," she says. "My
parents want to open a preschool center mostly for underprivileged
kids, and they need money to do that, of course."
It should be clear by now that Indie is very much her own person--an
assessment with which she fully agrees. "I have a difficult time
dancing to other people's tunes," she says. "I discovered a long time
ago that I can't live by anybody else's rules."
Her individuality applies as well to the manner in which she smokes
her cigars. "I never use a clipper," she says. "I bite. I have the
perfect bite. I learned how to do it from an Italian friend. First, I
moisten the end very well. When I roll the cigar in my mouth, it
freaks everybody out, wherever I am. You've got to make sure you get
the end nice and moist, and then I just use the edges of my teeth and
pull it off. I get a perfect little round circle, and the cigar draws
better than if you use a clipper."
Indie cautions, however, that the trick is not easy. "It takes some
practice, so you should get yourself some cheap cigars to practice
with," she says. "You've got to make sure you've got it pretty moist
first or you're going to split your leaves. And you don't want to
split your leaves. If you do, you'll get leaves sticking to your face
while you're trying to smoke. It makes you look like an amateur."
She has also learned a technique for keeping cigars moist in the
temporary absence of a humidor or for remoistening them after a plane
ride. "You get a flat Tupperware container," she says, "cut a square
piece of sponge, dampen it and put it in the bottom. Take a white
piece of construction paper, fold it in half and put it on top of the
sponge. Lay the cigar in there, seal the container, and your cigar
will stay moist."
It won't work forever, she says. "They'll end up getting too soggy,
but it'll work for a couple of days. After one day, roll the cigar
over. Make sure it's on a different side. The method works better than
a humidor for getting a dry cigar that's been on a plane back to
normal."
The waiter has brought the cappuccino she requested, and Indie pauses
for a sip. It is time for a summing up. "I love everything about being
a woman," she says. "I love the perks. I love being taken out to
dinner. I never have to buy dinner. I love being taken on nice
trips. I love being taken to the Marine Corps ball and smoking cigars
with all the captains and majors. To me, that's living. Because I'm a
woman, and because I'm considered attractive, I get benefits that men
don't get."
She would, she says, like to expand for a moment on the kind of man
who turns her on. "I guess because I'm conservative he has to be
conservative too. He has to believe in conservative family values. I
guess I also love men in uniform. Maybe it's because my father is in
uniform, and my godfather too."
Her ideal partner must, of course, also smoke cigars, she says. But
the truth, Indie, is that he really doesn't have to. Because just
being around her is enough for any man to light up.
Mervyn Rothstein, an editor at The New York Times, is a
frequent contributor to Wine Spectator and Cigar
Aficionado.
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